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Guest DrFaustus
You fancy a dance with the enemy do you doc??? biggrin.gif

You can call it dancing, if you like. I prefer 'the beast with 2 backs'. (I am fully aware that this comment will be used to my detriment!)

'Enemy'? I'm too old/chilled for that. We could be the purple twins....

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You can call it dancing, if you like. I prefer 'the beast with 2 backs'. (I am fully aware that this comment will be used to my detriment!)

'Enemy'? I'm too old/chilled for that. We could be the purple twins....

If your as good looking as your avater I will be very impressed biggrin.gif

I prefer lilac to purple. Purple is too goth for me biggrin.gif

So whats your prediction for the match then a 4-0 win to the robins??? city.gif

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If your as good looking as your avater I will be very impressed  biggrin.gif

I prefer lilac to purple. Purple is too goth for me  biggrin.gif

So whats your prediction for the match then a 4-0 win to the robins??? city.gif

I have smaller ears and less hair, but hey biggrin.gif Lilac it is then.

Only 4-0? I would imagine if your gaffer puts out his strongest side, we could be looking at a cricket score.

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Guest mesa boogie

You're favourites so the pressures well and truely on you, it would be hillarious if we some how won.

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The good Dr F thinks there will be a cricket score!

I think it will be a lot more difficult than we think..

I think you'll win but it all depends on what starting line ups both teams field. sweatingbullets.gif

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In theory it should be easy for City with the likes of Lita, Stewart and Brooker up against our defence - many League 1 defences couldn't cope with that, let alone ours.

But never write off our man Junior! If your guys let him go he'll score. biggrin.gif

If City won 2-0 our pride wouldn't be damaged. online2long.gif

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I think we will lose because hopefully we won't be stupid enough to put a full team out. I couldn't give a stuff if the gas beat us, the real business is getting promotion, this game could be a potential disaster, I am sure the tackles will be flying around Lita and Stewart and losing anyone in our starting 11 for the first game is just not wort the bragging rights of Bristol.

What are we going to gain from this fixture, money from ticket sales? no.The bragging rights? no, we are a league above them.

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I think we will lose because hopefully we won't be stupid enough to put a full team out. I couldn't give a stuff if the gas beat us, the real business is getting promotion, this game could be a potential disaster, I am sure the tackles will be flying around Lita and Stewart and losing anyone in our starting 11 for the first game is just not wort the bragging rights of Bristol.

What are we going to gain from this fixture, money from ticket sales? no.The bragging rights? no, we are a league above them.

Shows the players the passion and pride of what we support and what they should be playing like/for?

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I f we win, we get the bragging rights of Bristol, which we already have! We could also have some potential injuries.

If we lose we get the Gas taking the mick forever..............and potential injuries due to the fersity of a derby game.

Oh yes.............................I nearly forgot Avon & Somerset Constabulary get an early pre season headache and some overtime.

Everyones a winner!

apart from City!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have smaller ears and ginger hair, but hey biggrin.gif  Lilac it is then.

I say doc you marmalade mulleted mongrel fancy a swift Pimms before hostilities? Cucumber sandwiches be ok as well only Mrs M is a bit of a lazy cow and I expect Waitrose will be open.

Now a few questions concerning 'bother' ettiquette. It has been a while and I think we need to clarify here.

Do you strike me first or I you? Is is Marquis of Queensberry rules? And where are we supposed to have this violence? What say we repair to the Flyer to discuss rules of engagement? Then the Robin Hoods Retreat and possibly the clubhouse.

Oh and on taunting could you not mention my parents inability to be married? There was a war on. Thanks awfully. And I will avoid any reference to 'keeping it in the family' and having nine toes and suchlike.

Have your fellow contact mine.

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I say doc you marmalade mulleted mongrel fancy a swift Pimms before hostilities? Cucumber sandwiches be ok as well only Mrs M is a bit of a lazy cow and I expect Waitrose will be open.

Now a few questions concerning 'bother' ettiquette. It has been a while and I think we need to clarify here.

Do you strike me first or I you? Is is Marquis of Queensberry rules? And where are we supposed to have this violence? What say we repair to the Flyer to discuss rules of engagement? Then the Robin Hoods Retreat and possibly the clubhouse.

Oh and on taunting could you not mention my parents inability to be married? There was a war on. Thanks awfully. And I will avoid any reference to 'keeping it in the family' and having nine toes and suchlike. 

Have your fellow contact mine.

Can I have cheese and pickle please Rog?

Let's forget the violence and settle it all over a drinking competition. The Wellington it is, for lashings of Stowfords, exquisite nibbles, (the barmaid is a beauty) and maybe a quick game of noughts and crosses.

Have your pigeon contact mine.

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Cheese and pickle it is.

No no servant to medically based quipperism we must do the violence. Its traditional. Now on the Monopoly board that is old fashioned football slapping you must be the Scrote End and I must be the Least End and we muct re enact all sorts of glances and not holding open doors and wearing three button jackets out of season.

And then the man from the Evil Post do come and wail 'what is to become of the world?' And the BBC and possibly David Garmston.

And then I kill him.

What larks! biggrin.gif

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If anybody is interested Ian Atkins will be down town getting his squad together! I hear Russell Osman is trying out for the team! rofl2br.giflaugh.gif

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I think you'll win but it all depends on what starting line ups both teams field.  sweatingbullets.gif

Easy.... we will put out the 'Mighty Glamour Boys That Are Bristol City FC' as a starting line up.

You will put out a team of gassers....... cheered on by your good self and that Dr.Faustus

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Guest mesa boogie
Easy.... we will put out the 'Mighty Glamour Boys That Are Bristol City FC' as a starting line up.

You will put out a team of gassers....... cheered on by your good self and that Dr.Faustus

We have a glamour girl *cough* I mean boy in Lewis 'Coo-ee' Haldane mind.

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It has been quite a tradition for many years that clubs like City play much smaller local clubs away in pre season. Helps with our boys getting a run out, and with their cashflow.

It has however equally been the case that it has been 'bad form' in these games to win 7-0. So either a 1-1 or 2-1 to the City if I was a betting man,

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It has been quite a tradition for many years that clubs like City play much smaller local clubs away in pre season. Helps with our boys getting a run out, and with their cashflow.

It has however equally been the case that it has been 'bad form' in these games to win 7-0. So either a 1-1 or 2-1 to the City if I was a betting man,

To be truthful I'm so impressed with our board for getting such a massive club to play us.

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Being serious for half a mo, an 'interesting' game to give Stewart a run out in.

Genuinly be interested to see the reception he gets from our cousins in blue. Most seem to be wishing him luck, but with some wishing him seriously bad things!

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Being serious for half a mo, an 'interesting' game to give Stewart a run out in.

Genuinly be interested to see the reception he gets from our cousins in blue. Most seem to be wishing him luck, but with some wishing him seriously bad things!

Stewwy was my boyhood hero, of course its disapointing to see him pull on a red rag but I can have no complaints after what he did for us. For me he will always be my favourite Rovers player no matter what he does for you. I can't help but feel this is Stewwy's last hurrah, I hope it works out for him (not you sheedheads laugh.gif ) because he deserves it.

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Indeed so it is young man. I may be accompaning the medical man of mirth in the MaloneFM limo. We cannot forget the violence, it is expected from us by a bloodthirsty media.

Vigorous off ground touch perhaps?

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Indeed so it is young man. I may be accompaning the medical man of mirth in the MaloneFM limo. We cannot forget the violence, it is expected from us by a bloodthirsty media.

Vigorous off ground touch perhaps?

Roger, I don't know if the sell Pims in the Welly... unsure.gif

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Guest Hoops

Nice one Boogie!

I've known your glamour boys family for years, can't wait to see him so I can tell him how much he's loved down the Minimal

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Guest MaloneFM

My stunt double Mustang St Phillips will be carrying my personal stash.

Now the obligatory violence. What about battleships?

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Guest mesa boogie
Nice one Boogie!

I've known your glamour boys family for years, can't wait to see him so I can tell him how much he's loved down the Minimal

Oh he is loved, generally by girls that have just hit puberty and my mum.

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Guest Hoops

It seems the Memorial is ver similair to Trowbridge then, whenever you see him there always young girls hanging around him laugh.gif

Seriously though, he is a good lad and hasn't gone all Big-time like so many young footballers do, although the last time I played skittles with him he called me a #### cos I had a City shirt on!

All in good spirit though, I hope! whistling.gif

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It seems the Memorial is ver similair to Trowbridge then, whenever you see him there always young girls hanging around him laugh.gif

Seriously though, he is a good lad and hasn't gone all Big-time like so many young footballers do, although the last time I played skittles with him he called me a #### cos I had a City shirt on!

All in good spirit though, I hope! whistling.gif

Seems a decent enough chap, quite orange though.

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I thought all young professionals went orange this time of the year?

Or does young Mr H spend a lot of time under sunbeds!

The truth is out there! ph34r.gif

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I thought all young professionals went orange this time of the year?

Or does young Mr H spend a lot of time under sunbeds!

The truth is out there! ph34r.gif

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I have smaller ears and less hair, but hey biggrin.gif  Lilac it is then.

Only 4-0? I would imagine if your gaffer puts out his strongest side, we could be looking at a cricket score.

Your very generous Dr. Don't think even we could predict a cricket score even against the minnows that be Rovers. biggrin.gif

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I can't effin' go as I am on holiday, I read my SMS with glee this morning, until I got to date, and my face dropped!

Not fair, not bloody fair!

Do they do the SMS's for friendlies?

Dollymarie

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I can't effin' go as I am on holiday, I read my SMS with glee this morning, until I got to date, and my face dropped!

Not fair, not bloody fair!

Do they do the SMS's for friendlies?

Dollymarie

You know what that is Dollymarie??? biggrin.gif

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Yes but I can't write it or I will get banned.

Seriously considered not going on holiday for half a minute!

Dollymarie

No i'd still go on holiday mate, even though a friendly against the gas is tempting, but i'm not going on holiday so it doesnt matter razz.gif

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No i'd still go on holiday mate, even though a friendly against the gas is tempting, but i'm not going on holiday so it doesnt matter razz.gif

I'm still going, but GOD how ANNOYING!!!!! Any other time they could have had it, but no they have to go and pick that day!!!! banghead.gifranting.gifbanghead.gif

Anyone lurve me enough to give me txt updates when it happens????? praying smiley.gif

Dollymarie

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Oh he is loved, generally by girls that have just hit puberty and my mum.

Jeez..... your Mum has just hit puberty......... So that's what happens on the Darkside........ You should sell your story to Sun....... OI REDTOP where are you!

( biggrin.gif ........ I'm not dissing your Mum..... you know me better than that)

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I have smaller ears and less hair, but hey biggrin.gif  Lilac it is then.

Only 4-0? I would imagine if your gaffer puts out his strongest side, we could be looking at a cricket score.

At last a gashead who talks sense. Didn't think I'd ever find one!

I am sure the your players will be really up for it even if it is only a friendly.

I really miss the Bristol Derbies. There is nothing like them. chant6ez.gif

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Guest mesa boogie
Jeez..... your Mum has just hit puberty......... So that's what happens on the Darkside........ You should sell your story to Sun....... OI REDTOP where are you!

( biggrin.gif  ........ I'm not dissing your Mum..... you know me better than that)

She's a late developer, 46 going on 14.

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I'm still going, but GOD how ANNOYING!!!!! Any other time they could have had it, but no they have to go and pick that day!!!! banghead.gif  ranting.gif  banghead.gif

Anyone lurve me enough to give me txt updates when it happens????? praying smiley.gif

Dollymarie

Love's a big word. One that I don't intend to use for another 7 years at least....

But I will send you texts. You might have to text me first to remind me though.

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